shavingryansprivates:

no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

malikmydick:

malikmydick:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

shalrath:

reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)

wienermeister:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

i thought that was literally what it was when i was a kid

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said